Comments on imaginary binky: Mandingo eats pineapple and lives to tell the tale...

Haha! At least the monkeys were behind glass. We...

2008-06-13T19:21:22.696-06:00

Haha! At least the monkeys were behind glass. We took Neilen to the rainforest exhibit in the Dallas World Aquarium, and one furry little primate stuck his primate parts THROUGH the wire enclosure and proceeded to pee in our general direction. Luckily, we moved quickly and pushed Neilen's stroller to safety.

One joke that never dies with us: "Hey, that baboon's got the red ass!"

That Amos sure is cute. We should have a party eve...

2008-06-09T22:48:19.012-06:00

That Amos sure is cute. We should have a party every day just so we could invite him. His parents aren't too shabby either...:-)

Heh, that's funny! A couple years ago, my then-boy...

2008-06-09T10:56:37.573-06:00

Heh, that's funny! A couple years ago, my then-boyfriend and I would use 'Pineapple' as a code word for 'let's go make out.'
I guess pineapple just brings out that side of people :P

I'm pretty sure "Mandingo Eats Pineapple" was the ...

2008-06-09T10:22:20.157-06:00

I'm pretty sure "Mandingo Eats Pineapple" was the less successful follow-up to the original "Mandingo." A catchy title, sure, but who really wants to watch a guy with a big unit chow down on healthy, tropical fruit? Although "pineapple corer" would be a good euphemism for Hawaiian weinies.

I guess "Amos Looks At Big, Red Asses" would also be a bad porn title.

I was feeling down for my own, much lesser, reason...

2008-06-09T08:19:44.899-06:00

I was feeling down for my own, much lesser, reasons, and it cheered me so much to see you and meet your boys, short and tall. Hooray!