Wow. I'm spectacularly good at ignoring this blog as of late. Blame it on the preggie hormones, if ya like.
What's been going on? A few exciting things here and there, sprinkled with the mundane and the daily whatnot, followed up by basic gestation.
So, randomness, as I tend to be:
- Amos just celebrated his 3rd birthday, and my hooha winced once again at the memory. He had a great weekend party involving Lightning McQueen (because, as Amos says, he's the fastest race car), Toy Story peeps, a rocketship pinata, an inflatable redneck pool, and a cake with black icing that turned everyone's mouths into the cast from Les Miserables. So, basically, it was the best birthday party a toddler could want. He went to the movies for the first time on his official birthday to see Toy Story 3, and it was pretty darn goofy to watch him sit on the edge of his seat and say random things at the screen. I only cried twice, which is probably not too shabby for a largely pregnant woman at the movies.
- I am now the Philadelphia city editor for The Savvy Source. Head on over there if you need to find some great stuff to do for families in the Philly region. If you don't care about family activities, then continue with your porn surfing.
- It wouldn't be an update without talking about the fetus, so here you go. The wee man Marmot is 5.5 weeks away from the estimate date of arrival. He is measuring larger than Amos, much larger, actually. This also makes my hooha wince. The lil' or large feller is very active and continues to punch me in the gizzard, my book lungs, and other organs I wasn't aware that I had before.
- We are planning a home birth, and I don't care what you think about that. We'll gather up the necessary supplies this week (I hope), and I'm going to start timing Phil as he practices inflating the birthing pool and filling it with warm water while I yell at him and grunt. That's a fairly accurate recreation of the day to come, I figure. I have awesome midwives, and this makes me happy.
- I bought a breast pump because no one wanted to buy it for me. Come on, why won't you buy a device that tugs at my boobs after asking me what I need for the baby? That isn't a good substitute for the cute little onesies and bibs you had in mind? Pffft. I'm way more excited about my fancy pump than onesies, I'll tell you right now. We already have just about everything we need for a second boy, except for various boob-related items. For some craaaaazy reason, people don't want to buy attachments for my fun bags. Your loss, people.
And that's the news. At this rate, my next update will happen when the boys are both in college and I'm off playing the bingo.










5 beautiful people muttered something back:
I reckon we better start on the birthin' drills. And the payin' attention to the calendar. Five-point-five weeks ain't as long as it used to be.
Also TS3 was great! Considering that we barely heard a peep from a theater full of kids, it obviously grabbed their attention. And it probably didn't scar Amos for life the way my early movie-going experiences like "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" did to me.
Also: Boobs!
You'll probably be like me after Marmot is born, blogging to vent but too tired/bored/frustrated to come up with any post ideas other than how tired/bored/frustrated you are. And how much you love the baby, which yeah, is nice, but of course also semi-nauseating.
I've managed to avoid that but just barely, mostly by cheating and posting the fascinating-to-me-and-only-me story of my (adopted) daughter's birth, random, vaguely interesting thoughts, and links to things that weird me out. I'm much more amusing to myself, I'm sure, than I am to anyone else these days. And maybe I'll be losing readers soon, but I'm too tired/bored/frustrated to care.
Good to see you updating the blog. I love your randomness. 5.5 weeks will fly by and then Marmot will be sleeping in your arms instead of kicking your innards. Good luck on the home birth - it has to be an improvement over the hospital experience.
Geez, I still have a perfectly good double breast pump that would just need new bottles. The darn thing cost a pretty penny back then.
Hang in there with Marmot. The valleys of the mid Atlantic are notorious for holding their humidity-the thing that makes a pregnant lady oh so very happy the last couple of months of her pregnancy.
Enjoy that breast pump! I was all - who needs a pump - I'll just use my hands! Yeah, that worked well :)
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