Bang your shell

I love this video better than bread, paper, rock, or scissors. I seriously hope those are the actual sounds of the turtle.

I can't even begin to dissect why this is so friggin' hilarious. The look on the lady turtle's face is priceless.

You're welcome.


(Many thanks to Daily Shite)

It's been a long time coming

But I'm back. Sort of.

To celebrate this day of return, let's take a look at dead baby skeletons as they get a milky shower from a cow and then suck directly from its teets. It's French. It's crazy. It's exactly what this blog should be about.

Nice to see you, too. Is that a new shirt you're wearing? You look fabulous.