Random, as you seem to like it.
- Every Tenacious D song is exactly the same. Kind of heavy metal Renaissance Festival music. Kudos, Jack Black, for building a career on the same tune.
- The furnace repair guy showed up yesterday at our request. We are not technically in danger of carbon monoxide - yet. This brings me to one of my favorite songs from the movie Hair, which is better than the stage musical Hair and much better than any school play version of Hair you were ever in. Also, it has Treat Williams. Your school play did not have Treat Williams. Although, I would really like to go to any school that has the balls to put on Hair. (Is that a joke? I think I'll make it one.)
- No, I don't know what cataclysmic ectoplasm is, but I sure would like to find out.
- Amos has grasped the idea of Santa Claus firmly in his toddler mind trap. Dude, I'm screwed.
- When a child sleeps with you every night, sometimes there is needed maneuvering of said child to a crib for a sacred hour or so whilst the parents get some business time. Then, the business time players must not wake the cribbed child during business hours. It is very strange and a bit of a blow to the mojo to have to move an inert body in order to get it on with my husband.
- Remember when I said I wouldn't drink wine while on the diet? I lied.
8 beautiful people muttered something back:
Breath deep while you sleep, but not so deep that you wake the child or push yourself off the few inches of mattress you're managing to cling to while said child hogs up the entire middle of the bed. And yes, that child must be shuffled off to Buffalo from time to time so the folks can have some middle of the bed time of their own to share their atomic orgasm.
Wow. I feel like I just space traveled into your bedroom. And now that I'm back in my office, I feel a little dirty and as though I may have fielded a bit of splatter during this "atomic orgasm."
Phil "sheds a great deal" - We could form Cirque de Boudoir. We will be the Flying Porters who dare to cling to the side of the bed without disturbing the child!
Anne - Ha! There's nothing quite like creeping out a neighbor.
Lying while on a diet is required behavior, is it not?
I just eat half a bar of Cadbury chocolate, about 12 pieces. Your drinking wine doesn't seem so bad now.
I just eat half a bar of Cadbury chocolate, about 12 pieces. Your drinking wine doesn't seem so bad now.
Can you relocate the business to another room until the small child is sleeping in his own bed regularly?
Eve - Indeed. I'm not fond of the little fat lie, but it happens. Argh.
Stephen - I've got you beat. Last night, I had chocolate AND wine. I'm doomed.
Kimberly - Ha! Yes. Last night, we tired of Brad Pitt in that Jesse James movie, so we conducted business on the couch.
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