Well, thanks, kids. You gave me permission on that last blog to do what I want and to slack off on the rest.
Yeehaw!
Heheh.
I have no idea what to write today. I will say that I shared a few M&Ms and Cheetos with Amos without guilt. Also, I am enjoying a most delicious glass of pinotage wine that is basically a liquid orgasm (ba da boom!). For that, I thank you for your permission to do what I want to do.
Amos is whining at me from his crib. Phil is off entertaining the comedy masses. The TV blares behind me on a country cable station that was an unfortunate stop on the flip of the remote just as Amos blew a diaper.
I'll enjoy a bit of play time with Amos before he goes down for bed. I bid you goodnight and happy weekend.
"There's whiskey on your breathe. That's the only lovin' I get."
Yes. Definitely time to change the channel.
Mmm, pinotage...
Friday, November 7, 2008
Slackity McSlackerton
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I would have left the nappy for a little while to turn the country music channel off, I sure Amos would understand.
Perhaps the country music triggered the explosion in Amos' diaper? Food for thought the next time he's having a little trouble producing. You could just turn on some Brad Paisley and wait for it.
A new guy at work was singing a BP song, and I caught a tidbit like "My eyebrows aren't plucked, there's a gun in my truck. Thank God I'm still a guy." Something like that? Wow, masterful lyrics. I'm in awe.
Yay for being Slackity McSlackerton! Sometimes, it just needs to be done.
So, we need to get together SOON! I mean now that you're back and all. You'll need me around to change the channel when you are unavailable and to help you with the pinotage.
slacking is great! I spent the evening watching reruns of 3rd rock from the sun recorded on dvr. I havent laughed that hard in forever. I dont remember that show being that funny, and the kids thought it was great. I am quite embarrassed to say that i fell asleep on the couch well before 11. slackers unite--tomorrow!!
Stephen - Stephen, you obviously doubt the power of a dirty Amos diaper.
Amanda - I know that much like a large meal, country music always releases my bowels. Not good for a long car trip. Wahoo!
Fruitlady - Make it so, Number One. I happen to know where we can dive into the most delicious stash of pinotage (with cheetah spots on the cork!). It has less to do with Jason and the Argonauts and more to do with Colfax. I think you know what I'm saying...
Tricia - "3rd Rock" was a hilarious show. I'm glad you can enjoy it on the second round! I'll drink some pinotage to that...
Perhaps country music albums should come with a parental advisory that listening may cause a bowel explosion.
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