Here is what I would do as president:
- universal healthcare
- free wifi Internet no matter where the hell you are (especially in Texas)
That's it.
Vote for me.
How the heck are ya, Internetz?! I'm sitting at some random coffee shop in New Braunfels. I'm drinking some sugary drink that will probably launch me straight into type II diabetes, but it means I am able to access "free" Internet, and that's what matters. You're welcome.
My mom's life is topsy turvy. She's in the hospital being treated for extreme anemia. On Friday, she will endure the most invasive surgery of her life to rid her body of the demon tumor that is engulfing her abdominal cavity. Lots of other things have happened.
I'm still in Texas. That's about all that matters.
Oh, and my oldest sister is here, which is very cool.
I hope you are well, Internetz. I have not abandoned you. Wifi access, however, has damned me to hell and denied me the sweet sweet blood of life which is ability to shout at you via keyboard. Again, I would vote for lots of people if they would get free national (nay, INTERNATIONAL) wifi access for everyone.
I implore you, politicians.
Make it so.
(* my hooha is doing fine, thanks. Amos is great. All is well.)
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
My presidential platform
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8 beautiful people muttered something back:
When we sit across the table from each other with our laptops, I always think we're playing Battleship.
And yes, 2 River Coffeeshop has kicked us both into a sugar-induced coma. But these are some sweet, delicious beverages.
I've missed you! Glad you're back if only for as long as a sugary drink.
Um, user error. That last comment should have read Tiddleywink, of course.
glad all is well with Amos, your hooha and Texas. Sending positive thoughts to your mom. *hug*
I'll vote for you, but how about free WiFi for everybody, everywhere?
Hang in there.
Sisters rock when Mom needs you.
You should move to Wales, healthcare is free even our medication is free now (you have to pay around £6 in England for each perscription).
Plus we have free broadband access in all our libraries and a lot of businesses have free WiFi (even pubs have it now).
You just have to put up with it raining/snowing 50 weeks of the year.
Hope all went well yesterday. I miss you long time! Can you come over for just a little while and hang out? I have free wifi for you and sugary drinks. I promise you can go back to Texas right after you finish checkin your email. Double super triple promise!
Yeah, I'd vote for you.
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