Hi, Colorado. Do you miss me? I miss you. Mmm. What are you wearing? A turtleneck? Mmm. Sounds snuggly. I guess it's chilly up there. Mmm. I wish I was there to warm you up, Colorado. I'd put you between my lady pillows and hug you so tight. Mmm. I want to feel you, Colorado. Mmm. I want to feel you up gooooood.
Oh.
Um.
Hi.
So, Colorado, I'll be there soon. Sooner than you think. You might even call that day "Sunday." It's a day full of sun, did you know that?
Mmm.
Guess what, folks?
I'M GOING HOME!!!!!!
That's all. Resume your normal Internet activities. The woman-on-state porn is now concluded.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Dear lover...
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8 beautiful people muttered something back:
Oooh, now that's some smokin' hot geographic love action.
I'm getting all hot and bothered, reading about you and Colorado!
Mmm. By the way, Colorado. I'm packing my things. I'm going to put my things in you. Mmm. I know you love it when I put my things in you. Mmm.
I could go on all night. Viva la innuendo!
Glad you are on your way back home. Is it for long?
Whoa, who knew such a cool state could be so hot?
Let's hope your jealous ex, Texas, won't undermine your intentions, eh?
Yay for going home!
Phil "gets his motor running" - I'm so excited, I might even write sweet nothings about Lubbock.
Suzanne - Obviously, we have discovered my hidden talent of trashy novel writing. Heh.
Stephen - Indeed! Others are stepping in, and Mom is doing fine. If I'm needed later on, I'll be back. For now, I'll be riding a Rocky Mountain High... Colorado.
We're about to hit the road. Wish us luck! Give us all the trucker hand signals and love you can think of.
Amanda - Colorado welcomes you to its warm and inviting loins.
You bring up an interesting point. Last time, Texas did thwart my plans to leave. This time, Phil has shaken his fists at Texas and told it where to go. So far, Texas is listening.
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