Phil was quizzing me before he headed out to be quizmaster for Geeks Who Drink.
"Question: 'What star began his career with an apocalyptic movie set in Australia, and was the creative force behind a movie about the last days of Jesus and another called Apocalypto?'"
"Sugar Tits."
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"So, here's a Taco Bell story for you."
"Oh? What's that?"
"As it turns out, two of those burritos and two supreme tacos with tax equals $6.66."
"Yeesh."
"Yeah. We're eating the Apocalypse."
"But, I only ate half the Apocalypse."
"Hmm. I guess that is less evil."
6 beautiful people muttered something back:
I put Fire Sauce on my portion, so that probably made my Taco Bell even more evil. Your use of Mild Sauce will no doubt save your soul. Also, fifty cents out of the evil total was tax, we'll assume the tax was the devil's portion.
First question was Mel Gibson.
Next thing, any time I see 3.33 now I 'll think of your half evil meal...and I guess my Fire sauce on that 6.66 deal would guarantee I'm damned to hell. Not that I could eat that much food!
mmmmmmmm Mexican Pizzaaahhhh.
I have not had taco bell in years. I may head over there and see if taco bell costs more in new york city. And also wouldn't it be fun to have a taco? Yes, I think so.
Don't panic, they found out that the real number of the Devil is 616, it was mistranslated years ago.
The main train service line in Moscow changed their number from 666 to 616 and less than a year later it was discovered that it was 616.
I know I'm a nerd.
Oh no - Did you eat the Apocalypse after you left my place?!? I. am. a. terrible. hostess.
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