Tuesday, February 5, 2008

100 Things, 21 - 40


Hot damn! That first installment of the 100 Things About Me meme was quite a barn burner. Are you ready for round two? I need more coffee to go on and on about myself...


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21. The actress Laura Linney is my doppleganger. Her face is a crazy resemblance to mine. Whenever we see that she is in a movie, I say, "Hey, I'm in this one."

22. I do not tend to discuss religion and politics with anyone other than Phil. The previous blog illustrates a perfect example of why.

23. Whenever I would point out the latest fashion trend that I had to have as a teen or I WOULD DIE, my mother's answer was always, "I can make that." To prove her point, she knitted pairs of legwarmers for my sister and me. Yes. I wore baby blue knitted legwarmers that were so wide they could have substituted as wings on my lower legs.

24. My name was going to be either Susan or Sarah. I like Sarah. I think I'm a Sarah. Also, I have a sis-in-law named Susan and an Aunt Sue. That would have been a gaggle o' Sues.

25. I don't like to consume soft drinks. The fizzies get to me and make my eyes water. Too much carbonation.

26. I do not drink beer. I cannot chug anything, either.

27. My bachelorette party consisted of two female friends and my BFF Keith. Keith tried to get me to chug something called a Flaming Dr. Pepper - a beer containing a shot of something or another. It required chugging to get the Dr. Pepper flavor. I sipped it, and he laughed at me. He had to drink the beer and fish out the shot for me.

28. I tried to be ambidextrous in high school. I failed.

29. I read Stephen King and H. G. Wells books when I was in the 4th grade. I had to stop at Cujo.

30. My hands and feet are oddly tiny. In a cross sample of adults, I will almost always be the one with the smallest hands and feet. I joke that, "I have small hands and feet, but everything else is gigantic."

31. I'm a horrible swimmer. When we were kids, my brother almost drowned me "for fun." I wasn't fond of swimming after that.
I learned eventually.

32. My family moved around A LOT. As a result, I attended five different schools before finally settling down in Texas. I attended four schools in the third grade alone, one of them for only four days.

33. I am the youngest of six. None of them are full-blooded siblings to me. I'm an odd bodkin.

34. People called me Shirley Temple when I was a kid because of my curly hair. I was often found yelling, "DON'T CALL ME SHIRLEY!!"

35. I'm a nerd. I've won many academic awards, including first place in editorial writing and 5th in headline writing at a state level. What glory I have achieved. I'm a gigantic nerd.

36. My family did not do "kid things." We did what Dad wanted to do. He is a history buff. As a result, I've been to just about every historical monument, site, and marker in the state of Texas and beyond. Ask me about the Caddo Indian Burial Mounds. Go ahead, ask me.

37. I have a scar across my eyebrow and left eye from a Siamese cat scratch when I was a baby.

38. When people asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up, I said I wanted to be a singer. Later, I said I wanted to be a writer. Someday. Someday.

39. I have a collection of antique Wedgwood Jasperware fine china. There is nothing fancy about me except for that.

40. As a kid, I read every Nancy Drew book I could put my paws on.



Continue to Things 41 - 60


19 beautiful people muttered something back:

Phil "Flaming Mr. Pibb" Porter said...

Fascinating fact you left out regarding #32: You attended an elementary school in Stead, NV, whose mascot was the Zeppelins. Yes, the Stead Zeppelins. Sadly, when we were in the area a few years ago, we learned that they had selected a new mascot. They are now the High Flyers. Like that's a less druggy nickname.

I wonder if Laura Linney has small hands.

Suzanne said...

I am enjoying learning these things. You DO look like Laura Linney! Your name fits better than Susan would (I have a grudge against Susan anyway-it's Suzanne, thank you) and I'm right there with you on the half sibling joy ride. (I think I know why you're having family problems right now!)

More more!

*Tricia* said...

thats funny...i loved nancy drew too...and the bobbsey twins!!...hardy boys not so much...and i have the weirdest x scar on my cheek from stopping a dog fight when i was a toddler...i can remember riding around with animal control i kept telling them i was bit by a blue dog...yuk yuk yuk...

Catherine said...

Totally with you on the dangers of discussing religion and politics with anyone who isn't legally bound to you via wedlock. Swimming and I are still far from being friends. And I'm a nerd, too... 1st place in spelling bee, yearbook editor three years in a row... senior class secretary... I'll just stop there.

imaginary binky said...

Phil "burps when he drinks Pibb" - Ha! I can't believe you remember those school names. Although, they are silly and completely fitting for Stead, Nevada. Laura Linney probably has big man hands. That's how you'll tell us apart if we ever cross paths. Shoot the one with the big hands and the possible Oscar (does she have an Oscar?).


Suzanne - It's a little freaky how much I look like her, eh? I get wigged out sometimes watching her on screen. Very distracting.
Ha. What I've mentioned here isn't even the tip of the iceberg of why I have family problems. Heh. Heh. Ah.

imaginary binky said...

Tricia - You make me adore you all over again. I'm so glad I met you in the 6th grade.
I don't think I liked The Bobsey Twins (or however you spell that). Nancy Drew rocked.


Catherine - I'm going to take Amos swimming soon so that he has more confidence than his mama.
You rock for being a nerd! I was a spelling nerd as well.

Whit said...

I didn't know who Laura Linney was so I Googled her. You guys sure get naked a lot.

Nina said...

Please tell more about the burial mounds. Thank you.

LceeL said...

The first 40 have been pretty darn interesting. I'm wondering what's left for the next 60.

Stephen said...

If you are a gigantic nerd, what am I? Because when I read 35, I thought how cool is that.

You do look like Laura Linney it's uncanny. She haven't won an Oscar yet, though she should get one for The Savages.

Tell me about Caddo Indian Burial Mounds.

lisa from da block said...

Ahhh, remember leg warmers? And *homemade* leg warmers - that can't be beat. Anytime a parent says "I can make that", RUN. In general.

I don't like beer either and sometimes it's SO inconvenient. On a hot summer day, going out with friends for a frosty, cold...wine spritzer? I am, sadly, a slave to the Coca-Cola monster. But I try to keep it at one per week. Arrgh...Coe.Cah.Coooe.Laaaa.

It you take Amos swimming, let me know. Cora does swimming lessons on Saturdays in the 'hood. She'd love to splash with a cute boy.

FYI - I sent you an email but maybe I have an old address...

Eve said...

I had to google Laura Linney, too. I've never seen anything she's been in. It did say she's been nominated for an Oscar 3 times.

I, too, would like to learn more about those burial grounds.

Love your list. You're moving right along with it.

MarysMom said...

#38 - every though of trying out for American Idol? C'mon, why don't you?

Lil Mouse said...

i can get 30 and 31, i have eensy digits myself, and i was shoved into a pond by some cousins.. i ran from them and have disliked them ever since...

imaginary binky said...

Whit - Haha! Yes, Laura seems to get naked in every movie. I have substantially more undercarriage than that lady.


Nina - Alrighty. You asked for it.

Here are two sites that have great descriptions of the great Caddo Indians.
Caddo Indians and mounds
Caddo Indian culture and rituals

imaginary binky said...

LceeL - What's left on my list are table scraps. It's very hard to remain interesting after 40 facts.


Stephen - You rock for appreciating my nerdiness. No one was there to cheer me on when I accepted my medals. I should have called Wales to send in the support.


Lisa from da block - Indeed, homemade legwarmers and other items are meant for museums, not for wearing. If you're nice, you might talk me into drinking a Coke. Just expect teary eyes if I do. Heheh.
I just realized that it is now Saturday, and Cora is swimming. Darn it! Maybe we'll join you next weekend for splashy fun. I'm going to call you now about a playdate this weekend...

imaginary binky said...

Eve - haha! I'm glad that you want to know about the Caddo Indians. They were great people.
Laura Linney is in pretty much every movie. She's always the tough lawyer or similar.


Marysmom - That's easy to answer. Because I'M TOO OLD. Heheh.


Lil Mouse - Yeah, what is it about attempted drownings that make us dislike our would-be assassins? Huh, I wonder...

by Lillian said...

At least your doppleganger got academy award nominations. Mine is on my driver's license. Scary.

Aurora said...

Huh, that ambidextrous attempt is interesting. I guess it's something to do with identity experimenting. As a teen I experimented with lots of different kinds of handwriting, codes, and writing with my left hand. Bring on the psychology..