Some days, the Internet gods smile upon me and offer up a gem of a story.
Weekend at Bernie's Check Cashing Caper
If Hollywood doesn't write the script (with the writers' strike and such), then I definitely will. Has anyone contacted the Darwin Awards?
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Weekend at Bernie's Check Cashing Caper
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Movie about guys pretending a corpse is alive: Hilarious.
Actual guys really hauling around a dead body: Disgusting, but also hilarious.
The part that's unclear to me is why they left the body outside in the first place. If you've gone to the trouble of hauling him down to the Pay-O-Matic, you could at least roll him inside. They obviously should have called Andrew McCarthy for advice.
I think that when I die I will leave my body to fraudsters.
I heard this on the evening news yesterday. If the two trying to cash the check aren't getting any more SS $ than poor "Bernie" they are better off in jail. In jail they'll have a warm place to sleep, 3 meals a day, and free medical care. Maybe that was their plan all along.
I loved how they left the corpse OUTSIDE! How stupid can they be?
I think it would've been more exciting if they had wheeled him inside and tried manually moving his mouth to say "Hello, yes, of course I'm alive. Now please give these nice fellows the cash from my Social Security check."
I saw this piece abotu these guys in a news service this morning. Unfortunately, these old farts have probably made their contribution to the gene pool years ago and there's no way to remedy THAT fact after the fact. Unfortunately.
Sadly I've done much worse for much less.
Hahaha, it takes all kinds, doesn't it? Crazy kooks.
You know when I saw this account on the news I was thinking the same thing, How many times have these poor fellas been watching Weekend at Bernies. Maybe they needed the crazy voodoo to get the body dancing instead of wheeling it in a chair.
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