I write the songs

I was wandering around on YouTube looking at randomness, as I'm prone to do whenever I stare at strange home videos.

Did you know that there are songs about my name? I'm well aware that the intended receiver of these songs is not little ol' me, but it's pretty darn funny that some kid is strumming a guitar and extolling the virtues of Sarah Porter.

Behold. (Oh, yeah! Sarah Porter...)





If that wasn't enough, here's another. I can't understand a word these garage band kids are saying, but apparently, it's about my name. In fact, my name is the only set of words I recognize. You go, garage band kids.






Would they scream quite so loudly or croon so forlornly if they knew that one Sarah Porter in Denver is a work-at-home-mom, 34, married, with a 7-month-old boy?

So, go look around. Maybe some budding garage band or angry young rocker is screaming your name in Wisconsin or perhaps Rhode Island.