Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Do you hear what I hear?



Or should I say, do you read what I read?

Today is the start of 365 days of insanity. Because I failed to complete the NaBloPoMo madness of blogging every day of November, I have committed to blogging for a whole YEAR. Good grief, people. Some one send me an illegal prescription for Adderall or speed or something to help me get through this.

I'll be updating with Amos' 6 month letter soon. The lazy and moody days of December were rough. I now have a new spring in my step, and a song in my heart. I think it's "Turbo Lover," unfortunately, which is very disturbing. Have you ever listened to how ridiculous that song is?


"I'm your turbo lover. Tell me there's no other."


Umm. Okay.


Anyhoo, here's to 365 days of madness, silliness, and mayhem. Buckle up, folks. Safety first.




34 beautiful people muttered something back:

kcalland said...

Here we go! One down, one-shit-ton to go! :-)

Still Single! said...

I am ready for it. I also messed like 3 days of Nablo so we will see if we make it together... LOL! Your Son is way to cute!

imaginary binky said...

kcalland - Woohoo! Hey, it's "approximately a shitload". That's the phrase that started the shit-ton. haha.


still single! - It is just wrong to blog when there is turkey to be eaten at Thanksgiving. Oh, cruel fates!
Amos says thanks!

Mrs. Chili said...

Hey! I'm in it with you (of course, I'm the moron who's been blogging every day since LAST YEAR'S (like, as in two-thousand-SIX'S) NaBloPoMo. When you get that speed, send me some.

How'd you find me, anyway?

love!

Chili

nicoleantoinette said...

I know, I cannot believe I signed up for Blog365. When you get that speed, I'll give you my address- ha!

Phil "Trying To Think Of 366 Comments" said...

Actually, I think 2008 is a Leap Year, so you have 366 days to blog, right? That one extra blog will probably cause you to snap.

imaginary binky said...

Mrs. Chili - Welcome to the world of insane blogging! I probably found you on the Blog 365 thingy, or maybe you're a friend of Lotus aka Sarcastic Mom? She ams my buddy.


Nicoleantionette - Don't you worry. When I find the right kind of speed and/or blog performance enhancement drug, I will be selling it as well. I have no morals. Haha.

imaginary binky said...

Phil "lacks a good comment today" - You better come up with something better than that, mister. Otherwise, it's going to be a long year of me glaring at you in the bedroom.

We get February 29 as a free day, since it is a leap year. Woo!

cajunvegan said...

Your husband comments on your blog? Mine just "snarks" them out loud.

I love your "spunk" and am looking forward to lurking here.

Happy New Year!

imaginary binky said...

cajunvegan - Yup! We originally started Myspace pages just to amuse each other. Now we amuse each other in multiple areas (rawr!). Whenever I write a blog, I tell him, and he runs over to write a comment. He is the best.

Please don't lurk! I lurrve the comments. Gimme gimme gimme. haha.

kimananda said...

Yep, let the madness commence. My problem is, the more I post on my blog, the less time I have to comment on anyone else's...and apparently pregnant women should not take speed, or at least that's what the books tell me. But you may see me back again despite all that. :-)

bred said...

i've never heard that song... i think i'm thankful--it sounds scary. :)
hope the helmet-fitting goes well!

alala said...

Oh, how I suck at small-talk. It's why I have exactly one local friend, even though I've lived in the same town for six years. And yet, I thought I could blog every day for a year, and leave pithy comments on other people's blogs every day too. Well, at least I am learning that there are others out there with my brand of crazy.

Marylin said...

never heard of that song! sounds...erm....interesting. I'm sure I can handle blogging for 365 days... not sure if my sanity will last that long though! ;)

Veronica said...

I swore black and blue that I wasn't going to do it.

But now I am almost convinced. How does it feel to be the straw teetering on the camel's back?

It would be a good chance to network...

I will probably blog everyday anyway...

No one will smite me if I don't complete it...

Hmmmmm.

Gareth said...

committing to blogging is the hard thing, i thought you blogged virtually everyday anyway ??

MarysMom said...

Good luck to us!!! Woo hoo! On to Day 2 of 365...

Angie H said...

If you blog, I will comment. My resolution is to be a better blog commenter. It's the least I can do...

momto4kidsny said...

I will be here to cheer you on! As for me I am sitting this out. Have fun with it:)

MOMMY said...

That's brave!! good luck.

LceeL said...

Dear Bink,

OMG - I just realized that you could think I was referring to Jar Jar and I wouldn't do that to ANYONE!. Okay, Dear Binky, My three sons never looked so cute. All they ever did was blow chunks, blow poops and blow farts - they never stopped long enough to pose so charmingly.

You're very lucky.

Hydes Like Us said...

Al-RIGHT. I can't wait.

Hydes

Stephen said...

Blwyddyn Newydd Dda / Happy New Year to the three of you.

Here's to the next 364 blogs.

Sarcastic Mom said...

Does your turbo lover require batteries?

kontan said...

lurking by! :)

imaginary binky said...

Kimananda - Yes! Commenting is a whole other chore when trying to be clever on your own thang. You're pregnant? Yay for you!


bred - You haven't heard of "Turbo Lover" by Judas Priest? I don't know whether to congratulate you or direct you to VH1 Classics. Haha.


Alala - I'm so wacky, I might even trademark and patent this form of crazy. Welcome to the club.

imaginary binky said...

Marylin - I would like you to join bred while she watches VH1 Classics - The Judas Priest Story. Hahaha.


Veronica - I've made it into a networking extravaganza. Bring it on, Father Time!


Gareth - Alas, I do not blog every day. I expect that by February, I will just read the newspaper to everyone to pass the time.

imaginary binky said...

Marysmom - You rock your bad self. (Wow, that sounds awkward coming out of me. Haha!)


Angie H - Yay! Comment comment comment. Gimme gimme gimme.


Momto4kidsny - What? You are busy enough with four kids? What's wrong with you, woman?! Don't you know overkill when you see it?! Heheheheh.

imaginary binky said...

Mommy - Thank you, Mommy. It really means a lot that I have your blessing, Mommy. I really like calling you Mommy, Mommy. Haha!


LceeL - I am very sorry for your blowing farts/chunks/poops sons. Amos will send over some cute vibes. Perhaps they can borrow his elf hat. Haha.

Also, being called Jar Jar Binks is just slightly less wacky than what someone else called me the other day: IB. Now, in many circles, IB stands for "irritable bowel." Yeah, that's me.


Hydes - Woo! The HH and her onion are on board for fun.

imaginary binky said...

Stephen - Well, Bladder Newt to you, too. I'm glad you read my blogs, you Welsh devil, you.


Lotus - My turbo lover requires more sleep than he gets. Damn it.


Kontan - Well, keep on a'lurking! But make sure to leave a comment. Gimme gimme gimme. Haha.

a happier girl said...

I'm doing 365 too. I figure it'll get easier once it becomes a habit. Or at least that's what I'm hoping anyway. Good luck! You can do it!

Kimberly said...

Whew - good luck!

imaginary binky said...

a happier girl & Kimberly -
Thank you to both of you! With your support and prodding, perhaps I will succeed.

hobbituk said...

In an incredibly stupid moment I too signed up. I failed abysmally at the one month thing, but hey, as long as the posts don't have to be meaningful, I can do this.... Can't I??

*gulps*