You kids quiet down. Mom has a headache and she's tired. Be a dear and fetch me some booze.
Thursday, November 8, 2007
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*gets very quiet and goes looking for booze*
Oops, there's none here, of course.
Want a footrub instead? :-)
Ah ha! Tired you may be, but you posted!
That's a good NaBloHo.
The syllables are almost right on for a haiku. With a little editing:
You kids quiet down
Be a dear. Fetch me some Booze
Mom has a headache
I call it Imaginary Drinky.
(I'll grab the whiskey and be right back)
That's very funny.
Great minds are thinking alike!
Hope you got some sleep!
I think you've got a great collaborator there in Bill :)
lololol
I think keeping a bottle white wine in the fridge for such emergencies is not considered drinking. It's very sophisticated. Red wine, beer and hard liquor are alcohol and drinking those outside of the usual social contexts is bad. White wine: good & pure.
I would have commented sooner, but I was off fetching booze.
My secret wacky "other" name should have ended with "wine" rather than just trailing off.......
You should always keep your booze in lots of different places around the house, that way you won't need people to fetch it for you.
Van they fetch me some, too?
This is why everyone should have a helper monkey. You could teach it to mix drinks.
Lotus - Footrubs are always invited. Meow.
Veronica - See? I'm tricky like that.
Bill - Excellent haiku! If only I were Japanese.
Karen MEG - Did you cheat as well? Are you a cheater, Karen? Hmm? HUH?! Haha.
Moxie Mom - I take that as a good thing? Heheh.
Urban Pedestrian - Wow. You and I really differ in what is sophisticated. I think wine with a screw top is pretty darn sophisticated. Really, any booze is sophisticated as long as you hold your pinky out while drinking it.
Phil "retriever of booze" - That is why I love you.
Phil "trails off because he's trying to have a clever name" - Also why I love you.
Stephen - Did you ever know that you're my hero?
Jennifer aka Binky Bitch - Yes. They must go to the van by the river to fetch it, however... hahahaha.
bipolarlawyercook - I am dumbfounded by your name. Haha. Also... excellent idea! Although, I fear the monkey throwing its feces around my home.
I'm looking forward to that day.
Can I join you in a tall glass of booze!?! I need a little bit about now!
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