Sunday, November 11, 2007

Can't. Talk. Too. Emotional.


Okay. Deep breath. Everyone warned me about this. Really, they did. Actually, they told me to do it while I was pregnant, but I didn't listen. I'm glad I didn't. If I had, my head would have exploded.

What the hell am I talking about?!

We just watched Knocked Up.

Oh. My. God.

I'm a friggin' mess. If I was ever an easy lay, this is the night. I just want Phil to look at Amos with that loving father look, put Amos to bed, and then do things to me.

Naughty things.

That movie will be the death of me.

Have you SEEN it? HAVE YOU?! I can't imagine how any woman who has been been pregnant, wants to be pregnant, is pregnant, or uh... whatever... could possibly get through this movie without laughing insanely and then crying like she's lost her marbles. I just can't. Also, I challenge that woman to do it after drinking a glass or two (or three) of delicious wine.

Okay. I'm starting to gain composure. I need to go. Phil needs to get, um, "fatherly."



11 beautiful people muttered something back:

Heather said...

TMI!!!!!!!! But have fun. Nice to know someone is getting laid tonight. I have yet to see the movie. Then maybe i'll know for sure what you're talking about!

Phil "Shake Your Babymaker" said...

Oh, Judd Apatow and your crew of mirth-makers, how you capture the hilarity of baby-makin' and baby-havin'. When we make a movie based on our baby experience, there will be one less earthquake but much more copious quantities of bodily fluid being spewn around. And that's just during the baby makin'! HA!

Veronica said...

I rented it yesterday, but haven't watched it yet. I was just about to put it on then.

Stephen said...

Although I couldn't relate to the film like you, I did find it really funny.

BipolarLawyerCook said...

Likewise, childless here, but I did LMAO. My favorite scene is the one where they're talking to the bouncer outside the club later on in the movie.

Karen MEG said...

I havent seen it yet, but I really want to. Now I have to!

Elissa said...

LOVED that movie! Watched it twice and I'm sure will again in the future!

imaginary binky said...

Heather - I don't know the meaning of "too much information." I never learned that silly concept.

Phil "shook me all night long" - You really are fairly scarred from witnessing the birth of son, apparently. When will you get over the body fluids? Hahaha.

imaginary binky said...

Veronica - Did you see it? DID YOU SEE IT?! I was so weepy and giggly. What a weird combination.

Stephen - You mean you didn't feel your cervix twitter?

imaginary binky said...

bipolarlawyercook - Ah, see. Mr. Apatow knows how to make the funny no matter your situation. The scene with the bouncer was a little TOO real, eh?

Karen MEG - GO SEE IT!! RENT IT NOW!!

Elissa - I want to watch it over and over, then put it in my pocket and pet it forever and ever.

Suzanne said...

Are you saying I should count my lucky stars that not even divine intervention could make me have a baby again?