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Greetings, people of the Internet. My name is Sarah Porter. Soon enough, you will see a smattering of words here related to my brain waves. I currently blog on Myspace under the profile Soapy Smith. If you are looking for more blogs, see me there. I may or may not continue blogging there after this situation is set up. I haven't decided. How infuriating of me!

My life is somewhat interesting and somewhat dull. I am a recent mother of one Amos Porter, who is the light of my life, the spring in my step, and the bee's knees. First and foremost, I am a mother. I'm also an independent woman of sound mind and body, so don't get it into your virtual head that I'm only a "mommy" who only does "mommy" things. Au contraire.

I've been a scholar, saloon girl, state champion writer, professional gift wrapper, data entry clerk, scientist, business owner, and now - blogger. I am married to a professional stand-up comedian known in the world as Phil Porter. To know him is to laugh at him, which is lesser than or equivilent to loving him (but not quite). We giggle and guffaw in this household, and I can't wait to teach my son about our lowbrow intellectual humor.

So, bookmark or dogear or whatever you must do to my website. New and exciting things will take place here, I assure you. Well, new in the sense that I've yet to write the words, and exciting in the sense that during a full moon, anything can happen.

Anything can happen.

Indeed.